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Pet superstore braced for record footfall.
Half-Term expected to lead to huge increase in visitors with takings staying exactly the same as term-time.
Feb 16
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Teacher's Gifted Wine Now Vintage
Bottle has appeared at tombola and end-of-term giftings for two decades.
May 28, 2024
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Dad gets perilously close to 5 count.
Eyewitness child reports bead of sweat appearing as sibling holds out to 4.
May 3, 2024
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6-Year-Old Goes To VAR Over Staying Up
Child brings in video assistant referee after claiming parents' decision "isn't fair".
Apr 30, 2024
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New PTA Chair can only refer to Head by first name.
The latest news from a woman afflicted with the inability to not boast about the fact she is now on first name terms with the Headmaster of her…
Feb 20, 2024
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New PTA chair now only refers to Head by first name.
Mum repeatedly "sorry" as others only know him as Mr Poppersnock.
Feb 19, 2024
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Law to prevent parents greeting teachers in supermarkets; Non-Uniform lies exposed; Child's Mum's real bedtime rule exposed.
We take a look at a new law that is entirely made up to protect teachers from not getting what they need for dinner. We uncover a decades-old untruth…
Nov 29, 2023
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Law to prevent parents greeting teachers in supermarkets; Non-Uniform lies exposed; Child's Mum's real bedtime rule exposed.
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Awkward School Move; Peppa Plastic Pollution; New Car Laws for Kids: The (almost real) Parent News w/c 17/11/2023
Here's what has (or hasn't) been happening in the world of parenting this week...
Nov 17, 2023
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Awkward School Move; Peppa Plastic Pollution; New Car Laws for Kids: The (almost real) Parent News w/c 17/11/2023
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